Horoscope Ramblings: I Paid Attention to My Sign, And This Is What Happened

I’ve never been one to be a huge believer in “signs.”  You’ve heard the general consensus from the nonbelievers: Is everyone born in the same month really supposed to have the same destiny and personality?  Of course not.  But there’s something to be said for the signs.  I still don’t understand why or how it works, but I took a closer look at my sign (Pisces), and this is how strikingly I aligned:

I used this website, which I highly recommend.  Right off the bat, things begin to click for me.  My colors are mauve, lilac, purple, violet, or sea green.  My room has been a royal purple since I was nine years old. 

I’m writing this based on the premise that a SINGLE PERSON will actually give a shit.

Pisces’ strengths: compassion, artistic, intuitive, gentle, wise, musical.  This makes sense for me.  I’ve always loved writing and I’ve always been able to relate to others, even people I barely know.  I’ll ignore how completely stupid the “musical” option is—who doesn’t like music?

As far as weaknesses, I’m accused of being too trusting, fearful, sad, having the desire the escape reality, and being a victim/martyr.  This is where I begin to disagree.  I barely trust anyone and I NEVER play victim.  I’m also not fearful at all, almost to a fault—I’m probably one of the most careless people I know, but I will admit to having a constant desire to escape reality because…who wants this all the time?

According to this site, I’m an incorrigible romantic. I’m loyal, gentle, and unconditionally generous to my partners.  I’m passionate and feel the need to have a real connection. I’m blindly loyal and very caring.  I’d love to say that this is all true because it makes me sound like a relationship goddess, but…no, I’m just going to say it’s all true. Who’s going to stop me?

When it comes to my career, I’m best in a position where I can be artistic and even better off if it’s for charity.  I’m not sure how much I care about charity, but sure.  Possible occupations: veterinarian, attorney, architect, musician, social worker, and game designer.  These all sound like slow torture, but I can maybe see myself being an attorney based on how much I love to disagree with everyone around me simply for the sake of disagreeing.

It also mentions that Pisces don’t give money too much thought, and this could not be truer of me.  I have a terrible habit of leaving my money just lying around because I really don’t care.  Something costs money? Take it.  Karma will take care of me in the end if I’m a good person.  Is this a ridiculous way to think?  Maybe don’t answer that.

Overall, how do I match up here?  Some of it is true and some of it is mildly ridiculous (sort of like this article and its near lack of purpose).  However, it was sort of fun to read over and see whether or not the traits lined up. 

Comment below if you agree/disagree with the findings here.  Maybe you want me to look up your sign for you and explain your life to you in a witty/slightly snarky manner—I’ll do it!  It’s that slow of a day for me. 




  1. As someone whom shares the same sign as you, I can relate almost entirely. These things are the worst kind of cold read, but they relate to most everyone, as they have a smallest bit of sense to those whom are looking for another way to understand themselves. I may be 100% off course, but that's just my 2 cents in the matter

  2. "...having a constant desire to escape reality because…who wants this all the time?" Was a homerun line. Loved the fun of the piece and the confession of its "near lack of purpose." Fun read.

  3. I'll take a witty/slightly snarky description of me (Gemini) :-)


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