Horoscopes: The Sagittarius Woman

Upon request: a closer look at the sign Sagittarius and how it relates to my cousin, the beautiful Sierra Garcia.

Right off the bat, I see similarities.  Your strengths are being generous, idealistic, and having a great sense of humor.  I can’t think of a time when we weren’t smiling and/or laughing together, and you are the sweetest most selfless person I have ever met.

As far as weaknesses, you can promise more than you can deliver, you can be impatient, and you say anything no matter how undiplomatic.  I think the last two are true of you, but in an honorable way.  You stand up for what you believe in and you’re never afraid to let people know it.  When you aren’t happy with the way things are going, you actively participate to bring about change.

You like freedom, travel (has anything ever been more relevant in relation to Sierra Garcia?), philosophy, and being outdoors.  You dislike clingy people (so watch it, Campy), being constrained, off-the-wall theories (ditto), and details.  You’re curious and energetic.  Who wouldn’t want to be in your life?

You’re an extrovert, optimistic, and enthusiastic.  You welcome change.  You need to be constantly in touch with the world; you have the desire to experience as much as possible.  Freedom is your greatest treasure.

This is making me think twice about horoscopes, because this describes my cousin almost flawlessly.

As far as love goes, you’re playful and humorous.  You want your partner to be intellectual, sensitive, and expressive.  It would be really weird if I knew whether or not this applies to you, so I’ll let Daniel ponder this one!

You’re fun, always surrounded by friends.  You enjoy the diversity of life and culture.  You’re generous; you don’t lecture.  You’ll do anything for your loved ones.  (You’re a gem to have around).

When it comes to career, you’ll do anything to achieve your goal once your sights are set.  The ideal job for you would be travel agent, photographer, researcher, artist, or ambassador. Can you please become a travel agent and take me everywhere with you?

Listen closely, because this is where I tell you how to attract my cousin: she’s wild, independent, fun, and outgoing.  You want to go on a date outdoors; you want adventures and long conversations. If you want to keep up, you need a free spirit yourself.


Not all horoscopes make sense, but this aligns pretty well with you, Si.  You’re outgoing, selfless, and one of the most hilarious and beautiful people I’ve ever met.  I love that I get to be your cousin.

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